2023 first half review

It's become common that i update my blog on Fridays, i wonder why. Today marks end of the first half of 2023, whoa! time sure does fly. Let's rate the status of this 40 year old spinster: Contentment level:8 out of 10 (overall) Relationships: 0 (thumbs down) Failed talking stage: 1 Crushes: 1 ( there's a handsome guy on my TL that loves everything guns, Lord if he were to DM i wouldn't be able to stop myself) Kisses: 0 (crying face). Dates: 1 lousy coffee date from that failed talking stage , which therefore doesn't even count as a date. hell Vacation: 1 Work: is good, still growing and being given a seat at thee tables. Bless the Loed foe that. The one things that's truly non issue right now. Fitness: rather low (winter is my excuse) still sexy though Hoes: eish, I'd say i have a third od a hoe. this hoe is damn inconsistent i can count thw pokes in one hand at my damn age. so nonexistent, basically. Now going into the second and last hald of the year, i need another holiday and definitely kisses. Lord i am now praying for thw kisses, how a lady can go through a drought of kisses is beyond but hey, im in no business of kissing frogs but hell if all there is is frogs then what is a lady supposed to do. i need better motivation for my fitness, do the bike at least twice a week. the laziness must fall! *candles to more kisses, passionate kisses, kisses without pokes. i need a new hoe. One funny thing i have observed though is thag i am in no way desperate, i want what i want and i will get what i want. So people make the mistake of thinking that i can or need to take anything with a willy that comes my way. oh hell never. the last talking stage was rather old and boring. He had zero game and all he did was to shower me with WhatsApp texts of how much he still loves, hell! Is love not an action? Last i checked it was. You can proclaim your love all you want but, if there is no action accompanying that then you may as well stop with that silly mission. Let me enjoy my Friday, i just ran out of vodka 🙃 which was the drink of choice for tonight (i was purposely avoiding the red wine, knowing the horniness it comes with). I am alive, well, noutished, healthy and still loving myself. Kisses

40 and fabulously......?

The year is 2023 and it looks like i skipped an entire year of not posting a single blog post. 2022 was rather vanilla yet masked wigh a few tragedies. i lost my dearest grandmother and my brother. i guess that explains the space i was in. My love life was flat and actually nonexistent(facepalm) Fast forward to 2023, i turned 40 and look gorgeous as ever(if i say so myself). i have put on some weight though, can you blame me, I'm literally stress free (in the heart matters that is, because i believe that is what tends to affects ones health). i am healthy, i have checked my vitals althou all clear, but i was shocked to learn of my raised blood pressure which i am now closely monitoring. A shock, i tell you. my skin is banging though, my thighs and butt firm (no jelly moves hahaha) a blessing. I love myself nonetheless. Being 40 has been great so far, I exude more confidence. I am appreciative of those who look up to me as a guide, those who value my opinion and input, be it work or social related. It is truly heartwarming. I am sure you are wondering what is happening with my love life (sigh) well it is nonexistent (cries). The pokes don't come by easily, kisses are a rare phenomenon! how on earth did i get here, you ask? Well, its not like there are no gents, there are but those who dare approach are just wack or too young (cries again) I don't even think I've had a kiss all year and we are halfway though, my 40th has not been as colourful as I thoughht. It may still change, i am crossing fingers. One thing that has changed drastically is my going out, i no longer go out as i used to, well who would in this current economy. on Fridays i always feel exhausted from the week's activities, which are mostly work and a bit of exercise, i end up heading straight home to my couch and a glass of my favorite wine or homemade cosmos. I basically lead a routine which I have comfortably settled into. I still read twitter, a lot. it keeps the lonely at bay I suppose. interacting with all those strangers who some have become my daily interacts. I appreciate every single one of those who care to engage, they dont know how much that does for a single lady after a long day at the office l, bless them. Now what is to be done with this colourless life of mine? I think of Bridget Jones a lot who, after years of struggling with finding love, she lets her hair down at some rave camp weekend only to find herself in the arms of her true love. love is worth the wait, I believe, mine is also coming and when it does; it will be dreamy (daydreams). For now, I am here 40, single, glowing, content, curvy hopeful and absolutely fucking fabulous. I am so grateful for not being one of those who are driven by desperation. it is truly amazing. i commend myself. some have had the audacity to ask me why I dont just have a kid (darkies, sigh) imagine! so basically they are suggesting that I hook up with a stranger and find myself pregnant. horrific! we do not want the same things in the same fashion and that is okay. I just smile at such questions, honestly. My only one fear with meeting a person now at my big age is that I may just meet someone much older and the pokes may not be able to meet/match the hunger i possess. that is honestly my worst fear (God forbid). My sister tried to hook me up with a much older guy who was looking for a wife, my fear creeped in and I just couldn't. Men have ailments and I honestly want to be given a break to enjoy my man before I look after his diabetes and gout (cry face). That is a fair ask, surely. Here's to a blissfull 2023 and a fabulous life of a 40 year old spinster (am I a spinster yet?) I don't have cats though, so maybe not so much of one me thinks. Let me finish my vodka and cranberry before I head to bed. i promise to come back soon ...💕